Friday, July 08, 2005

And after a dark day comes a ray of light...

Welcome to the world, baby Avery Noelle!!
Mazel tov to my dear friends B & E!!

You have two wonderful, caring, fun, brilliant, lovable parents, you lucky little girl! They're going to take such good care of you and teach you so much. You will always be loved and cared for and you will always be the apple of their eyes.

I know these two people pretty well, so let me give you a little background on your new parents and their immediate family and friends:

Dad:
  • Kind of goofy, but sweet.
  • Pretty smart- he can do anything from computer and business stuff to finishing a basement with his bare hands, and on schedule! Not to mention, he had enough sense to fall head over heels in love with your mom!
  • Loves Fruit-2-0, and may try to wrestle it from you when you're older.
  • Plays a mean drum-set and guitar.
  • You will be able to wrap him around your little finger in no time, but don't tell him I told you that.
  • He's actually really funny, but don't tell him I said that either, or he'll be impossible to deal with.
  • Loves your mom and you more than life itself.
  • Loves pizza and lasagna and General Gau's chicken.
  • Dances like a monkey.
  • Likes writing novels in birthday, Christmas, etc. cards. Just laugh and tell him you think he's funny, and you'll be fine.
  • Will try to teach you the fine art of spreadsheet-making.
  • Loves Christmas.
  • His friends are also goofy but loyal, and will all love you and do anything to protect you.
  • His parents (Grandma & Grandpa) will love to make you laugh and are gentle, sweet, lovable people. (Note: You will be spoiled.)
  • His brothers will crack you up and will be wonderful uncles to you!

Mom:

  • One of the sweetest people I have ever known.
  • Beautiful. You'll probably grow up to look just like her. She's even prettier when she's happy-- she almost glows a little. With you around, I'm going to guess that she'll be glowing all the time.
  • Loves to be silly and have fun.
  • She's really smart, too. And clever and funny.
  • Loves your dad and you more than life itself.
  • Loves dessert.
  • Moves with grace. (She's not at all monkey-like.)
  • She's an amazing artist with huge bunches (yes, huge bunches) of creativity and talent.
  • Loves Christmas.
  • She's tougher than she looks. And probably tougher than she even knows. (You're a fine example of that!)
  • Her friends are kind and loyal and and will all love you and do anything to protect you.
  • She will make sure you never, ever miss a Disney movie, because she loves them herself. A lot.
  • She's never met a board game she didn't like.
  • Her parents (Grandma & Grandpa) will love to hold you tight and are lovely, kind, warm people. (Note: You will be spoiled)
  • Her brother and sister-in-law will adore you and spoil you rotten.

Together, they will:

  • Sing to you.
  • Hold you.
  • Tickle you.
  • Comfort you.
  • Teach you.
  • Share with you everything they know about G-d and faith and miracles (like you!).
  • Take you to Disneyworld as often as they possibly can.
  • Love the HECK outta you.

I, your "Auntie" Zigkvetch, will be around to spoil you rotten and will ask to hold you constantly, so you'd better just resign yourself to that fact. Don't worry, I'm well padded and I know how to hold a baby. I will also teach you the flute when you're old enough, if you'd like.

Your "Uncle" Mr. Zigkvetch will think you are beautiful and fragile, play with you when you are older (I hope you like "catch" and have a pretty good pitching arm) and try to teach you about the Red Sox from day one. Don't be offended if he doesn't hold you right off the bat (baseball pun already!), as he gets a little nervous around you baby-folk. He'll teach you the tuba when you're old enough, if you'd like, but come on, why choose tuba when you can play the flute, y'know?

We all love you so much already little Avery! Welcome!

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