Keri Should Be President

And here's why:
We were talking about doctor's appointments and our aches, pains, and ailments like the little old ladies we've become, and later, she e-mails me this:

"You know how they give you these discounts if you get an Old Navy charge card, or if you are a frequent flier? Why don't they do that with Dr.'s? For every inch of your body that has been scoped, xray'd, MRI'd or flushed with dye, you should get points."

BRILLIANT!