Alas and alack! I've been tagged!

Miss Meg has tagged me with this ongoing little blog project. It started here, and although I think this guy's political views are completely fucked, a lot of people I really like somehow got tagged and participated. And I like the subject, so, eh, what the hell? (Please tell me if I am somehow inadvertantly supporting the conservative facist right by participating, and I shall shamefully turn in my Democratic Party membership card.)

You're only required to complete 5 of these, so here goes:

If I could be a scientist... I'd work as hard as I possibly could to help come up with a cure to something.
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician... (HA! I think I've got this one covered!)
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...I'd paint on canvases and use tons of bright colors and would paint free-form and I wouldn't care if people thought they were stupid or couldn't "see" the giant dancing rhinoceros in all the swirls.
If I could be a gardener...I'd grow tomatoes, sweet corn, avocadoes, onions, herbs, cucumbers, squash, green beans, asparagus, kale and spinach, and I'd give anything we couldn't use to a local soup kitchen.
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...I'd work with kids in crisis and try to help them as much as I could, and I'd charge on a sliding scale.
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a llama-rider... I'd take pity on the poor llama and just walk beside him/her, feeding him/her grapes and apple slices, and petting its nose.

So, that's it from me. I don't know if there are 5 people left to tag who haven't already done this, but I hearby tag: Flipsycab, Skeezix, Cilee, Lauren, and PSUMommy, if she happens to pass through again.